Aint That A Bitch
Ain’t That A Bitch
Written by Matthew Shaun DeGraff
Intro
Hi kids!
Have you ever had a day when no matter how hard you try, nothing goes right?
Well I have.
And I’d like to tell you about it.
It goes a little like this…
Listen up!
Verse 1
Driving to a party, my tire just blew.
It’s my two week vacation and I just got the flu.
Step into the shower, the hot water just broke.
My dreams they are fading in a puff of smoke.
My girlfriend just left me because I farted too much.
I feel like I’ll never get out of this rut.
My hairlines receding and my job is the pits.
My neighbor she’s 90.
I just saw her tits.
Chorus
Ain’t that a bitch x4
Oh well I guess life goes on.
Verse 2
Two years on this diet and I’ve lost half an inch.
It’s my first date in six months now and I just got the shits.
My errands are reading just like Santa’s list.
I’d like to keep singing but I can’t find my niche.
Chorus
Verse 3
My pockets are empty and my rent is due.
I stepped in a puddle with my brand new shoes.
Please tell me tomorrow I’ll finish this luck.
Because I’m really starting to not give a F@#$K!
Chorus out
